Friday, June 09, 2017

The Cat Gods

Dogs are better than cats. There I said it. You can disagree. But you'd be wrong.

See, dogs are simple. They say, "Love me!" You love them. They love you back.

Cats say, "Love me!" You love them. They attack. 

Yesterday I got home from a meeting. I was feeling uneasy about a couple of things, so I decided to dawdle on my porch for a bit. A stray cat came by. I like fury creatures, so I bade it come nearer. I told the cat repeatedly that I don't have food. It's not my fault she doesn't understand English. She really wanted to be pet, though, and so I pet her. Sure, she'd attack here and there, but it wasn't bad... until it was. Drew blood she did. 

Anyway, that's just how cats are. There's no loyalty. You all know this. There really is no point to this post. I just wanted to point out that dogs are better than cats. They don't betray you.